it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
It’s funny to think that people assume their significant other wont find out that they’re cheating on them. Bless your heart. You think you could get away with it. Sweetheart, I’ve seen your kind too many times. But hey, it’s my own damn fault for thinking you would be different from the rest of them.
Well, at least I know now. But the jokes on you, you think I don’t know. Ah ha, silly boy. I’ll always find out.
Have fun in hell :)